xazambitches:

hell no!

xazambitches:

hell no!

When you’re trying to make a funny face but still stay cute.

theepichumor:

Expectations:

Reality:


discocitronnade:

one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT

he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR

everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened

When your friends call you for advice

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.